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THE END OF WWII - not as complicated as we thought


TAGS: end of wwii
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 9:30 pm
dude, I'm just seeing this one now, I've been laughing my a** off like for 10 mn straight, it is the best poster I've seen so far on MF, hats off
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:42 pm
yep yep! "I like IKE!"- maoworks2
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:41 pm
"dont be g** gimmie nuculer secrets..." lol, Stalin got left out and Tojo got bombed. What do you think Ike? "Amsome!" Can I use this next time I have to explain WWII to my sis? Seriously, it make it a whole lot easier to understand...
NumberXIII - October 26, 2011, 1:05 pm
Aww crap, I lost the game...
Airman - October 26, 2011, 11:39 am
pretty catchy. Maybe that could be used for something someday.. lol
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:38 am
I like IKE I made that up


3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days -


TAGS: wwii pearl harbor war military
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Bandit5906 - June 1, 2016, 7:45 pm
And in 2016 we have a stuttering fool of a president apologize the Japan for the bombing we did to them. We warned them by broadcasting what was going to happen and we dropped papers telling them. All POWs would have been murdered if we attacked by land!
Snoots - April 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Hmmm... premeditated invasion. Sounds like what happened to Native Americans.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:32 am
@ Thedge --- Because we had won and history has shown that poor winners get another war in 20 years.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:15 pm
It is much easier to fight an enemy that has borders and fights with conventional weapons.
EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?


SEPHIROTH - World's most badass momma's boy.


TAGS: sephiroth final fantasy 7 seven vii video game videogame games videogames
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by randomDood

dmatt - May 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
its the Masamune.named after the famous sword smith.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 1:30 pm
I always understood it as nodachi.
PhageLab - March 7, 2009, 12:51 pm
I thought it was nodachi?
Anonymous - January 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
His sword is an actual kind of sword called the odachi. it was used to make space on the battle field. And anyone who has seen FF7:AC would know how much he pwns with it. Yes you can YouTube it. Try Sephiroth vs Genesis or Sephiroth vs Cloud.
Big Daddy - January 4, 2009, 4:14 am
I'm amazed theres no final fantasy 7 fan boys flaming this
Sir - December 29, 2008, 2:56 pm
his huge sword would be highly inefficient in actual combat.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:50 am
comment #1 upstages poster ... well done commenteer #1.
Briton of Rose - December 29, 2008, 1:48 am
With this picture: SEPHIROTH - Master of overcompensation.


LEE MARVIN, USMC - He played a lot of tough guys in the movies. But before that, he was a Marine Scout/Sniper. Went on 21 Invasions . He didn't PLAY a Badass... he was the real thing. Semper Fi


TAGS: usmc wwii veteran
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by stalkere

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:29 pm
Clark Gable was a tail gunner on Naval bombers during WW2, at the peak of his career. John Wayne stayed home and made movies, pretending to be a hero.
MPsniper - December 19, 2011, 6:22 pm
yeah....but....in this picture, he is in the big red one. army
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 12:01 pm
Like All Vets He Lived The War Every Day!


PHOTOSHOP - Makes Wars interesting.


TAGS: star wars world war ii aircraft
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:50 pm
nice. 5L's
Zealot - September 12, 2010, 6:28 pm
wow, just wow, 5L
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Barrel roll............ nao! 5L
rerun - September 11, 2010, 8:34 pm

nice


PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




PHOTOSHOP - makes wars awesome.


TAGS: world war ii star wars
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

HammerofHeeb - October 18, 2010, 3:33 pm
If Big Red One had these, they wouldn't have needed the Eighty-Duece to hide behind.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm

lmfao... even when you're nice Mooo they think you're ragging on them....lol. now thats ownage! good poster dude!
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 12:06 pm
he suggests you post just the pic over there also
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 12:04 pm
Mooo, I did misunderstand you. I thought you said that this pic was there.
hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:15 am
Man, sign me up for that brigade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:14 am
Just the pic...before you added the text.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:13 am
Maybe I'm not being clear.....I approved this motifake because it's kinda funny but you should also post it to ph**ochopped because that's our ph**oshop related sister site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:07 am
No, I'm saying you should post this to ph**ochopped. We support our sister sites as much as we can. Even politifake...the ugly sister.
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 3:00 am
Really? Mmm.... I had no idea.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 2:09 am
Post this pic to our sister site ph**ochopped.org


IRISH ROULETTE -




DECEMBER 7TH, PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: 12 7 pearl arizona hawaii
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pfitzwater

Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:40 pm

well done.
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:23 am
I just performed a ritual I've done for the last 27 years on this date. I went out and peed on my Toyota. 5 salutes.


U.S.S. ARIZONA - let us not forget those who gave everything for freedom against tyranny and oppression


TAGS: arizona peral harbor memorial hawaii
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by guyfox

440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 8:20 pm
Yes the MEXICANS
Shottyz - December 8, 2010, 6:15 am
5 Salutes


NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!


TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


DICTIONARY -




Donuts -


TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spirit_of_nature

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!


OMAHA BEACH -


TAGS: wwii d day
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:23 pm
What a great generation!!!!!


VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga vash the stampede lupin 3rd iii trigun
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by jalford

Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?


TWEETING IS NOT NEW -


TAGS: carrier pigeons wwii
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:12 am
WW2? They had radios! More likely the "Great War". They used pigeons a lot.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:09 pm

this is epic. fav'd.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:09 pm

this is epic. fav'd.


BOOGIE WOOGIE BUGLE BOY -


TAGS: andrews sisters wwii
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

mario447 - December 10, 2011, 11:14 am
hihi


MAJOR CLARK GABLE - Made 42 Movies, won the Academy Award in 1935. THEN joined the Air Force and flew combat missions over Nazi Germany. That's a Leading Man.


TAGS: wwii veteran air force
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by stalkere

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:33 pm
Hey! There was no "Air Force" back then! There was the Army Air Corps.
EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:32 pm
Oops. I thought he was tail-gunner in a Navy Privateer. (B-24 variant)


COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.




YOU CANNOT INVADE - the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass. Adm Isoroku Yamamoto, 1941


TAGS: world war ii
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by gil

Gladius - December 26, 2009, 7:51 am
Canadians, never did squat. The British Army invaded the US and torched The Whitehouse after America invaded Canada. Face it Canada, you are just America's hat. ;-)
Derek - November 22, 2009, 2:30 am
This is a bogus quote that the gun lobby like to trot out regularly. Also, remember that the Canadians invaded the US and toasted the White House.
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
Gil I sent you a PM. I couldn't feel worse and I apologized alot. You're not a commie pinko!!!!
Reason - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
Then there is the classic. We have awoken a sleeping giant.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:32 pm
I see, A Raisin derivative. maybe you can blame it on PTSD.
GreyScorpion - November 21, 2009, 1:31 pm
that is a direct Yamamoto quote. I also like, "Gentleman, we have just kicked a rabid dog"
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:29 pm
Ambien...and boxed wine?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:29 pm
I know, I know.....If only we knew the Raisin.
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:27 pm
And what makes today any different from any other? I'm always doing that....
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:27 pm
Thanks Moooo. Don't want to creep anyone out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:26 pm
Blame it on the alcoholism Mo....That always works for me.....It's not Mo's Fault Gil, For some Raisin he's typing faster than he's thinking today.
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:23 pm
I made a huge mistake gil. Crap. I meant to send you a PM before you saw that. I truly am sorry bro. For some rason you stuck out as one of our resident USA bashers. I took this as a ha ha look at what the Japs did......I owe you big time!
gil - November 21, 2009, 1:17 pm
anti-american? My grandfather flew B24's against Japan, and my father fought in Vietnam. The poster was a quote from the top Japanese Admiral. jeez louise
MO - November 21, 2009, 12:58 pm
d*** it!! Think twice comment once....or not at all. New rule. Rule 55.
MO - November 21, 2009, 12:46 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but this picture wasn't taken on the mainland. Nope! I'm not. And I'm going with a big fat 1L on 3 different computers just cause I know that gil is about as anti-American as they come.


WHAT WAS I THINKING!?! - I can't fly this thing!




A DILEMMA -


TAGS: the final countdown wwii
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - September 29, 2015, 7:37 am
You whip out your 'future iPhone' call Obama who tells you to stand down because he has drawn a line in the sand and those pesky Japs wouldn't dare attack now.
GySgt1811 - April 27, 2011, 8:34 am
(Oh, snap! I don't read tags either.)
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 11:57 pm
How many South Americans make a Brazillion?
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:43 pm
And finally, you submit a patent to the patent office for Velcro, and retire as a bazillionaire =)
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:42 pm
First, you radio to Pearl and let them know what's coming. Secondly, you wait for the Zeros to leave the deck, then you sink the Japanese carriers. Thirdly, you get your own bird in the air for a good ol fashioned turkey shoot.
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
Nuke them since we already will anyway. Hows that for a paradox?
MPsniper - April 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
i remember seeing that winner in the theater.... and wasnt it the Nimitz?
Airman - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
yes Gunny.. that's in the tags. But what would YOU do
GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
Make a movie?


IDIOT - You win




Vincent Valentine -


TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A p***vamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp ***ks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not g**.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
f*** no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm
no effing way...vicent kicks a** like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
no effing way...vincent kicks a** in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less g**. ALOT less g**.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am
Who's who for what?


WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks




FINAL FANTASY XIII ON XBOX 360 - Please Insert Disc 1, Please Insert Disc 2 Please Insert Disc 3, Please Insert Disc 4 Please Insert Disc 5, Just get a PS3


TAGS: final fantasy xiii pogi ffxiii
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Ed

Sam Dalton - February 25, 2009, 3:52 am
Wow, inserting all those discs.... It's just like the PSX days. Sony fanboys didn't whine about it back then, though.
Sparx - January 2, 2009, 6:08 pm
Yes, buy a PS3. Then realise that you'll be stuck with 4 semi decent games for the next 5 years untill Sony finally decide they give two ****s about thier customers. Good plan.


BASTOGNE 1944 -


TAGS: wwii battle ofthe bulge
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cloudchaser - May 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
Check out this awesome song about the battle/siege of Bastonge http://youtu.be/Y1qkjzxPOkA


SEPHIROTH - Greatest villain, and it's all thanks to his kickass theme!


TAGS: sephiroth ff ffvii vii final fantasy
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by zeldafreak008

Asbestos - November 26, 2008, 5:20 am
Sephiroth is a p****. The end. On a completely unrelated matter, don't you just -love- chocolate?
CraigR - October 21, 2008, 6:52 pm
face it, sephiroth is second only to chuck norriss
Pongo - September 14, 2008, 1:14 am
He is not emo. Sure he likes his mom but he doesn't carry that sword to cut himself. Also raging fire is not emo.
aPauling - August 21, 2008, 1:45 pm
CATS: The greatest villain. All your base are belong to him!
RAZ - August 21, 2008, 11:12 am
I HOPE YOU PEOPLE DONT POST THE COMMENTS THAT MOCK GEEKS, THAT WAS QUITE A DEBATE.
Nero - August 6, 2008, 7:24 am
Always saw Sephiroth as being a bit overrated. Kefka is the best villain. Crazy bastard killed MILLIONS.
zerojustice - June 20, 2008, 12:05 pm
Sephiroth is more kickass than Cloud for any number of reasons. But Zack is more kick a** than both of them combined.
Captain Whitey - May 11, 2008, 6:06 pm
Didn't he want to knock the planet out of orbit and pilot it around space or something? ..Dammit, my ears bleed just trying to comprehend that.
Riddles - May 11, 2008, 3:39 pm
Because the fact he is such an emo mothers boy didn't help. Whats his motivation for trying to destroy the world? Found out who his mommy was and that he was made artificially


HAWAII - If you lived here, you'd be lazy too


TAGS: you d be lazy too hawaii
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by crackers411

Liamdurf - July 9, 2011, 8:47 pm
It's a state of mind. Unfortunetly, this one is out of sight.
crackers411 - July 2, 2011, 8:43 pm
I think they mean the main land states.
rerun - July 1, 2011, 8:04 pm

Ummmm, Hawaii is a state.
Dave809 - July 1, 2011, 2:00 am
I have been to Hawaii 2times and if I can get back they will have to Extradite my a$$ back to the states,,, 5 ALOHAS
Airman - June 30, 2011, 1:27 pm
Cubby would like this
forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:05 am
I'm doing wrong! Being lazy but not living there...
Zreiser - June 30, 2011, 2:37 am
I'm Hawaiian, and I approve this message!


THE LONG GRASS - I swear I saw a documentary once about Velociraptors saying this was a bad idea.




JIGEN DAISUKE -


TAGS: lupin iii jigen daisuke goemon
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Tori

omnia - September 28, 2009, 8:40 am
anime posters are not suposed to pass
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 7:14 pm
I love Lupin III!


BAD NEWS - when evil black cars suddenly show up in your garage


TAGS: car lincoln continental mark iii evil
Rating: 1.63/5

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Kiwi_again - December 20, 2008, 10:32 pm
Where is that car from?


I WANNA' WII - Well please wait until you are done telling Santa what you want




CHRISTMAS 1944 -


TAGS: 101st airborne bastogne belgium wwii
Rating: 4.73/5

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Marlfox - December 24, 2010, 5:28 pm
I noticed that too.
crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 3:02 pm
last night, for a few hours, everyone was a moderator. you could approve and reject posters at will, you could even ban people if you felt like it. I'm sure that it'll get corrected soon Space. =)
TheTrashHeap - December 24, 2010, 2:29 pm
Banned from voting?
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Nice poster Airman. I'd give it 5L but I'm banned from voting. Very good though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:44 am
Because I'm amsome, and my mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
rerun - December 24, 2010, 9:42 am

now that the glitch has been addressed & fixed, how is that Mooooooooooo is still a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:20 am
All hail Mr.M....King of the Internet!!!!
livegrape - December 24, 2010, 9:18 am
cool
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 8:53 am
We are aware of the problem and are taking steps to correct it. Thank you for your concern.
bendarulz - December 24, 2010, 8:50 am
Someone might want to check the system.All the voter I.P.addresses are showing up underneath the ph**o's.
Cloudchaser - December 24, 2010, 12:23 am
Now I'm thinking of the Sabaton song Uprising
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:07 pm
Brilliant
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:49 pm
Excellence.
GySgt1811 - December 23, 2010, 1:48 pm
Good one Airman. I think the best present was when the clouds finally broke and Santa rode in on the Thunderbolts. 5 P-47's


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TAGS: zell dincht ff8 final fantasy viii
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Nekozilla

nekozilla - March 5, 2010, 11:11 pm
more of a win then a fail imo, george w. bush did choke on a pretzel XD
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:56 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you for the first time ever, our very own esteemed Mr. Woody, slamming someone else's massive fail - and correctly so. ZZZIIINNNGGG my friends....ZZZIIINNNGGG.
Woodywood03a - February 1, 2010, 2:00 am
And thats a fail!


WEASEL -


TAGS: janiion
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bob D. Sailor - May 5, 2010, 9:31 pm
I like to use "Dynamite" my win all.
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 2:11 pm
I used to do that to my younger brother,.. "WEASEL!!" 4L for the memory smile


GET OFF YOUR ASS! - Let's get this show on the road!!!




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.


TAGS: november challenge star wars hey vader choke thiiiiiis
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 6:33 pm
hmmmmmmm. If the Sith Lord is as forgiving as he is..
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:22 am
Perhaps he can find ways to motivate them? lame,I know.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
I tried this different ways...the tags above the poster have the Trooper's comment of "Hey Vader, choke thiiiiiiis!"
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 4:57 pm
That's the point...and the Trooper in the back is from a truly GREAT Trooper...
The Immortal - November 9, 2009, 4:29 pm
Has anyone else noticed the storm trooper in the background? WTF is he doing?


WAR WITHOUT FRANCE -


TAGS: war france world war ii
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by ronsart

spacemarine981 - December 15, 2009, 9:45 pm
well I thought the french foreign legion was very effective in north african raids against rommels africa corps
The Goat - September 30, 2009, 6:24 pm
Not sure what French-Canadians have to do with this but France certainly fought - they lost but they fought.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2009, 2:39 am
Also....they like fat strippers.
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 2:36 am
If there's any validity to the theory, they suck that much worse, because the arrogance is undiluted in the smaller population sample.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2009, 2:17 am
Never thought of it that way Haar.....Nahhhhhhh....they still suck.
CANADA - September 21, 2009, 2:15 am
LMAO. I like that reason
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 2:14 am
I've a theory that the sheer arrogance and pretentiousness of the French-Canadians are merely a sort of cosmic balancing of the scales for the humility and friendliness exhibited by citizens of the other provinces.
CANADA - September 21, 2009, 2:06 am
i've been to quebec a few times. and 9/10 frenchies there treat an english only speaking person like ****. even store clerks swear(in french)at you.
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 2:03 am
Oddly enough, I have to agree. It marks a change of heart for me. Still no lover of the Gaul, but not a hater right now, either. Quebec, on the other hand...
Preacher Man - September 21, 2009, 1:37 am
Yeah, but after eight years of French baiting, the joke is wearing thin. Besides, people take things too seriously here all the time. Why should I be left out?
agdaniele - September 21, 2009, 1:26 am
Get a sense of humor, preacher. It's Motifake.com, not historical archives.
Preacher Man - September 21, 2009, 1:18 am
Pick up a book about the European Campaign of World War II. When it comes to the part about the French Resistance, pay close attention. The French Government surrendered; the French people did not.


HAPPY ENDINGS - I don't think the story behind this picture has one... not for the bearded guy, anyway.




THE YOUNGEST ARE AROUND 84 NOW -


TAGS: wwii vets
Rating: 4.95/5

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B-17 BOMBERS -


TAGS: wwii allied bombers
Rating: 4.68/5

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ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 9:44 pm
It's just that he kept punching holes through it with the V1, V2.


THE SOVIET UNION... -


TAGS: coldwar wwiii russia
Rating: 4.3/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:28 am
Sadly, China is now, but we refuse to admit it. And we're too heavily dependent/indebted to them. It's like we sold out to the Soviets. :P


THANKS FOR THE KISS, BABE -


TAGS: world war ii times square historic kiss
Rating: 4.2/5

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Iconoclast - June 23, 2010, 3:24 pm
The nurse in the ph**o was Edith Shain who died at the age of 91 on June 20, 2010. There is a statue of the kiss along the waterfront in San Diego. Several have claimed to be the sailor, but not proven.


HARDEST PART OF GETTING OLD -


TAGS: wwii vet being honored
Rating: 4.88/5

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GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 10:29 pm
Thanks, Ma'am. My dad was a TT gunner in a B-24. 15th Air Force, USAAC. Did 50 missions outa Foggia...gone these 10 years now...
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 6:46 pm

This was at the going away gathering prior to a WWII Honor Flight. It was so cool watching those old vets get together. I couldn't resist taking a ph**o of this burly Iraq vet standing to honor his 'fathers' as they passed by.
carebear - March 15, 2012, 6:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)


WE'RE GOING TO NEED -




OFFICE POLITICS #10 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.




AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..?


TAGS: americans usa wwii war win vicrory russians
Rating: 2.95/5

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Dman1965 - July 7, 2012, 10:31 pm
i could say the yanks joined in after they sold britain and europe all that steal for maximum profit ... but then again many many great american young men died along with all their allied brothers and sisters to help save this world from nazi tyranny
oaktree - February 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
Keep in mind that Russia was just fighting the Germans on on the Eastern frond by ground and air....ok a little in the sea. Mean while, U.S. was fighting the Germans in the west, south, air and sea....oh yea and fighting the Japan.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Try to keep it light, ok?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Cool your jets a little, Georgi... this is an entertainment site... we'd rather not start a movement here.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:30 am
After 30 million people murdered by those worthless animals, they deserved what we gave them. Every last bit of it.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:07 pm
hey oaktree, you mad?
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh No! It is Culos, the Nazi grammar police. Go f*** your suck cupcake. What the hell do you know about WWII?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:50 pm
oaktree if you don't know what you're talking about it is better not to comment at all. By the way, your English sucks. In conclusion, leave the Interweb and go back to school. Amen
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:44 am
All you people need to read a little more. Eisenhower decided to let the Russians to take Berlin. Because they where fighting German since June of 1941 and they push the German army out of their country.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:14 pm
Back to the point of the Poster, Gen. Patton could've been in Berlin long before the Ruskies if he hadn't been ordered to stop. RUssia got Berlin because the rest of the Allies let them. End of debate, now F*** OFF!!!!!
Moog - July 17, 2009, 9:58 pm
Russians: Lend Lease. Learn it. In hindsight we'd have been better off to leave you at the tender mercies of Adolf.
Baron von Tofurkey - June 26, 2009, 3:00 am
meh: "D Day came too late to make a difference..." thank you for letting me read the stupidest, most ignorant statement in the history of humankind. Truly well done. Oh, and um, one other thing...Italy was of vital f*cking importance, u stupid twat.
Meh... - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am
While the brits and the yanks were fighting a couple hundred thousand Germans (split between Africa and Italy), USSR fought 4 million. D-Day came too late to make a difference and both Africa and Italy were of marginal importance.
Meh.. - June 14, 2009, 2:57 am
Eh Americans, then you don't know history, you pull random nonsense out of your a**. As demonstrated by "LogicDude".
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:26 pm
*grate (I think)
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
AMERICANS They know the secret to great lovin' and great warrin': it's way better to come late, than to come early.
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:19 pm
Why thank you my "greated" parmesan friend! (for the dummies: I know how to spell "grated"...I changed it to "great" to compliment the Cheesemeister!) bye!
Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:40 pm
I have a bookcase of books for the last centuries wars, and iu don't need so say anything cause Logicdude has proved what dumbasses you all are. America was also unofficially helping before 42 with supplies and merchant shipping across the atlantic.
DjaPavlak - May 29, 2009, 11:10 pm
We let Russia take it, let them get revenge on the Facist s.o.b's
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 3:00 pm
The US suffered 18,000+ casualties on the first day of the invasion of Italy. THAT was a pretty serious meat-grinder. Seems pretty earnest to me.
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
You are right but I think what that other guy was saying was that the Americans really got into it "in earnest" on D-Day.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:54 am
...diverting to the Eastern Front and defeating the Russians - which, if they had been able to divert all manpower and resources, the Germans WOULD have done. Stalin begged for these diversions at the conferences with the rest of the Allied leaders.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:53 am
Correction to all here...the US entered the war in 1942 against the Germans in North Africa and also in the invasion of Siciliy and then mainland Italy and southern France - all before 1944. It was the operations there that kept German troops from...
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:31 pm
Learn History - It's nice to know that some one out there knows how to read a book.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 5:20 pm
The US did contribute to the war! True, not until '44 with a major fighting force. But the US pretty much mobilized the Red Army with the Lend Lease program supplying over 250,000 6x6 trucks among other things. The death toll in the east was massive.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
f*** team effort Americans did nothing in the war to help any of the world
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:37 am
As for the Soviets winning the European war, I think it was a team effort. They couldn't have done as well as they did without the US fighting the Germans on the Western front and Italy. Hitler's biggest tactical mistake was Operation Barbarossa.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:33 am
I can agree that "80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets" but to put that into perspective, the Russians started killing Germans on June 22, 1941. Americans didn't start in earnest until June 6, 1944.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 10:21 am
80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. They won the European war, the US only helped! In Yalta FDR and Churchill agreed with Stalin that the Red Army would take Berlin, the bloodiest battle in history!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:09 am
Have you been to Canada? Everyone really is nice, and that stuff they call 'bacon'? That's not the USA!! Our bacon is smoked and long and stripey, not unsm,oked and...oh god... circular. *sob*
.... - January 14, 2009, 9:48 pm
Canadians didn't do **** in the war. Plus canadians are exactly the f***ing same as the US anyway. It's practically the same country, really it is.
american - January 14, 2009, 9:51 am
a western front is the only reason germany couldnt crush russia. Russia was next to germany AMERICANS liberated the rest of europe WHILE fighting the japanese in the pacific..we should have let you all rot in a socialist hell.
americaneagil - December 10, 2008, 6:53 am
so wat we still the bestest ****ry on planit erth. thats why we in the middle of all th maps.
jrrjrs - November 27, 2008, 11:19 pm
Russians get left out, us canadians get left out...face it Americans are greedy,self righteous little a**holes who think they won every battle they were in....hmmm that's why your STILL fighting in the middle east....yeah that's cause no one has your bac
eric - November 15, 2008, 12:33 am
it would have tooken us 63 years at most! to make almost everybody talking english, too bad we make their kids make our shoes?(not implying the people at friendly Sears does that)
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:56 pm
Wow, I'll never understand the war in Vietnam. But thanks for trying, it means you care.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 1:40 pm
OK, time for a quick histroy lesson everyone. The Allies agreed to let the Russians take Berlin. The western Allies could ahve made a run for it too, but Stalin wanted it. The war betwen Germany and Russia was personal. Talking trash over this is tard
Great Mother Russia - November 13, 2008, 4:15 am
I was under the distinct impression that we're speaking Russian *DESPITE* the Yanks!
Hitler - October 16, 2008, 6:06 pm
One more warning and then I'm calling the Ges***o! OFF my lawn NOW!
B - October 16, 2008, 3:40 pm
Russia beat us to the city but we were tied up with the rest of Germany.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 pm
it's actually called Farsi, and what does Persia have to do with this?
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:20 am
Also, the german U-boats were hitting the US coasts : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Happy_Time
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:17 am
The Atlantic Charter... then Pearl Harbour. Look it up.
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 3:20 am
the germans didnt attack us so why did we bother helping europe anyway?
Dave - September 1, 2008, 4:05 pm
Russians, were there any in Rome or Tokyo?
Hitler - September 1, 2008, 3:35 pm
Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:35 am
hey sparky those are russians in the picture. they were on our side.
SuperSparky - August 31, 2008, 8:11 am
No, we were too busy liberating the rest of Europe from the a**holes in Berlin. Sorry we missed that one. Stop your whining, without Americans you'd all be speaking Russian or German, or even Pharsie.


DOMESTIC ISSUES II -




FORGETFULNESS - How soon we forget! Are you sure you want someone who doesn't LOVE AMERICA?


TAGS: barack hussein obama ii
Rating: 2.71/5

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HAHA - May 9, 2009, 11:44 am
Oh yeah how about Anti Ameicaness.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:34 pm
You put your hand over your heart dip****.
Sean - January 18, 2009, 8:36 pm
One of the 10 best SNL skits of all time. Probably on youtube. Actually I just checked and it is. Bye.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
Buy some of my "Schwetty Balls" in their new gift sack. You get 2 in every sack - Delicious!
Chef Obama - January 18, 2009, 10:10 am
Say everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown!!, If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth!!!
Sean - January 18, 2009, 1:44 am
OBAMA Dude's gonna nut-cup America. But he promises to warm his hands first. Now THAT'S change you can believe in!
WTFO - January 18, 2009, 1:39 am
Is he cupping his nuts? That might be an indication of what he's going to do to the USA.
Overlord Douchebag - October 29, 2008, 10:07 am
Yes, because how you stand somehow dictates what kind of leader you'll be. Let us remember no matter who becomes President, I'm really the one calling all the sh**s. I mean, I can destroy reality as you know it...I'll do it, too. I totally will.
Burnt Out - October 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Douchebag - You call it whatever you want. This man, it looks like, will be the next President of this nation. It may be acceptable, but as a leader I would expect more of him. It is these little things that make this Nation great! Travel to more then the
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 4:38 pm
Excluding the fact that it's quite acceptable to stand like Obama is? I do it. Lot of people do it. Burnt Out, you fail at trolling. See RONSART on your way out, he'll give you your Card.
no one - October 26, 2008, 4:19 pm
someone should shoot that man


HAWAIIAN BY BIRTH - Get over it.


TAGS: obama birther hawaiian president trump
Rating: 2.31/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:56 am
Don't apologize; take a look at some of the bombs I've tossed out there...I have a couple good ones too. Political stuff will work better for you on Politifake though. Keep posting man. (and by the way, I'm NOT an Obama fan, just for perspective)
IMfake - April 27, 2011, 5:45 pm
To the moderator (or anyone else), sorry. I'm a total newb here. Is there a way for me to remove it?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 4:55 pm

should have gonr to politifake
Master - April 27, 2011, 4:28 pm
American, yes. Hawai'ian, no. Too haole [epithet, not reality] for that!


BARNEY - Even he hates Timmy. Doesn't he Timmy!?


TAGS: i love u u love me all except for tiiiimmy
Rating: 3.82/5

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Derek - November 6, 2009, 2:49 pm
Brilliant


GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.


TAGS: final fantasy xii 12 ff12 ffxii gta grand theft auto airship
Rating: 2.28/5

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Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
ok, wtf?


FINAL FANTASY XIII ON XBOX 360 - Loading...Loading...Loading...SHIT red ring of death!




HISTORY -




WORLD WAR II -


TAGS: world war ii sequel
Rating: 4.61/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 2:23 pm
I like the knock-off B-movie wars that 5ome refuse to acknowledge as film art like, Korean War, Vietnam War, Desert Storm; these acted as a solid foundation for the sequel WWIII. But I know they'll never release the blockbuster: NUCLEAR WAR.
ProfessorMohawk - July 24, 2011, 8:40 am
they are coming out with another sequel, WW3
JLBachs - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm
Obama served in WWII?
Klara - May 9, 2010, 7:28 pm
Funny. The war wasn't but the demotivational is
Kung-Fu Devil - May 9, 2010, 6:22 pm
The answer is 'yes'.
Densaku - May 9, 2010, 6:18 pm
I can't say if this is funny or wrong......


ROYAL FLYOVER -


TAGS: wwii airplanes royal wedding
Rating: 4.5/5

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Derek - April 30, 2011, 7:14 am
What music should play to the Tornadoes and Eurofighters that followed?
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 5:38 pm
"Never in the field of human conflict have so many owed so much to so few." God, how I love that irascible old bastard.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 5:06 pm
I was watching this morning when they flew over. I was waiting for air sirens, and for Churchill to appear
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 4:54 pm
My goodness, Airman! I had no idea there was a Lanc still airworthy! I wonder who flew it? Great pic. 5 Biggin Hills landings


BOB'S ACCIDENT -




RECRUITING - After two Shuttle failures, NASA has to resort to alcoholic monkey astronauts to give the space program a boost!




WII FIT - A brand new Excuse to not go outside!




APPLE OF EDEN -




WORLD WAR II -


TAGS: world war ii russian usa army raf french resistance
Rating: 3/5

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Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
then they came "home" not "hope"; my bad
Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
Lots of Cherokees in the Marines in the pacific. Lots of Navajo in cryptography in europe. Then they came hope to get evicted from their land and "resettled" again. Most modern 'Injuns' that stay on reservation land are in poverty, not Casinos.
Acey - May 2, 2009, 1:11 pm
I asked but the Injuns are too busy counting their casino income right now.
barockeva - March 25, 2009, 4:14 pm
When you capture land, it's yours to keep till someone else takes it. Just ask the Injuns.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 11:22 pm
I agree that everyone did their part during the war but Russia failed to give back the countries they captured. Kinda screwed up on their part wasn't it?


SEPHIROTH - Overcompensating, much?


TAGS: sephiroth final fantasy vii seven 7 video game games videogames videogame
Rating: 2.68/5

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... - December 31, 2008, 5:58 pm
i'm not the same person. just used his name. and i did steal the guy's idea
Arrogant Knight - December 30, 2008, 1:44 am
So you decided to make a tunnel out of your own poster AND steal ideas of people that commented? You f***ing suck. http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=37574


HERE COMES MY EXECUTIONER - BUT, SOFT! How now, my hardy, stout resolved mate! Are you now going to dispatch this deed?




SPAM - It's so much more than canned meat


TAGS: spam meat hawaii worship
Rating: 1.95/5

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Sean - May 21, 2009, 3:20 pm
Oh, thatonechick, that would have been a sweet poster: SPAMPLES Because less can be more, and even way too much.
thatonechick - May 21, 2009, 2:15 pm
Free Spam-ples? Delicious.


SILVER WII - No , it still sucks




PERSEVERENCE - In the Face of Great Danger, You must Show even greater, the ability to Persevere.




bad fun -




BLACK DIAMOND -




ANXIETY 101 -


TAGS: wait forrrrr iiiit tribute roast
Rating: 4.31/5

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agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:40 am
This got buried quick. Poor timing on the release.


BACK THEN I HATED PEANUT BUTTER - Now? I kinda like it! Usually with a bit of jelly....


TAGS: f*** that peanut b***er ii
Rating: 4.2/5

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spacedog - February 27, 2010, 12:44 am
You're making great stuff MO.
MO - February 26, 2010, 9:48 pm
?
Nik - February 26, 2010, 9:47 pm
Haha! This is fun already!
MO - February 26, 2010, 9:47 pm
2-0! It does indeed.
MrRandom - February 26, 2010, 9:46 pm
Looks like that rematch is well on its way
MO - February 26, 2010, 9:44 pm
Well, well, well Looky who it is! Sup Muffin?
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 9:43 pm
check out #74000
Nik - February 26, 2010, 9:30 pm
Wow! That is pretty nasty...lol!
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 9:13 pm
LOL, Defiantly 5L worthy
MO - February 26, 2010, 9:09 pm
I was hoping you'd lick that one Canada!! I mean like.....
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 9:06 pm
LMAO! Poor dogs, they dont stand a chance


SERENITY - Sitting on the beach with the one you love, and you think to yourself, it doesnt get much better...Until your wife calls and tells you she's at the airport to surprise you on your business trip


TAGS: sunset in hawaii oh ****
Rating: 4.09/5

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CpnKangaroo - January 4, 2010, 9:31 pm
but thank you for the advice, i'll hold it towards other aspects in life
CpnKangaroo - January 4, 2010, 9:09 pm
easy, not married
BoneCD - January 4, 2010, 8:54 pm
Nice CaptK...some advice; Love your wife and lust after her friends. Make life easy and better to manage.
GreyScorpion - January 4, 2010, 8:01 pm
5L btw
GreyScorpion - January 4, 2010, 8:00 pm
good Job, nice while it lasted and then, the bombs fell. It's tough to stay top 5 with out at least 10 votes. a 1L timmy bomb will drop you right out
rerun - January 4, 2010, 7:42 pm

Good job.....I think we shall nick name you.... CK
CpnKangaroo - January 4, 2010, 7:35 pm
YES! this is the first time i've gotten into the top five.
R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 6:41 pm
Ha!


TJX -




LE3T P4RK -


TAGS: ok i leeched one of my favorite motifakes converted it into ascii art can t help it please seed march calendar 2010
Rating: 3.79/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am
See poster 59558 and 84906 for those who may be new...
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am
Ascii, and yes shall recievy, 5L


SUPER BOWL -


TAGS: super bowl day ronsart tribute strrriiiikkkee
Rating: 3.79/5

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ronsart - February 7, 2010, 3:39 pm
Mr. Grey...you lil’ rascal...you seem to always surprize everyone here with ur talent and humor...thanks again...do appreciate *tear running down cheek* (I,m such a softy...lol)yes, I owe ya...now get back to work and have a beer on me.


GENUIS - This guy used a rations box to keep his muzzle clean.


TAGS: genuis wwii first infantry
Rating: 3.48/5

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Noobcakez - December 30, 2009, 11:53 pm
I know how to spell genius. It was just a simple typo. I didn't check what I did. You still get the joke. No need for trolling.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 3:16 pm
No grammar Nazi's for the title word?... meh... trap?
rerun - December 29, 2009, 8:50 pm

a lot of miltary use condoms to keep "xyz" out of their weapons. non-lube type standard issue is some parts of the world just for that purpose.
The Goat - December 29, 2009, 8:48 pm
The Canadian army routinely uses condoms for this purpose. If you want to believe our troops are extra-ho*** that's OK but they really do work for keeping dirt out of the muzzle!


MYSTERIOUS HAWAIIAN -


TAGS: cubbybear hawaiian ***e worth every penny
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mark - April 3, 2009, 3:17 pm
I'll try to get there more often if only in the hope of catching one of your screenings.
Cubbybear - April 3, 2009, 3:06 pm
It took 7months .I started in Aug 2008 and if you join the forums, ***es are discounted...LOL!
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:19 pm
Congrats Cubby! How long did it take you? When did you start? Was there a Cubbybear before there was a MotiFake? Can I get a discount on the ***es?
RON - March 28, 2009, 1:29 am
CONGRATS!!!!! Must feel good...another goal reached...to be 1st at 3000 and own Motifake...lol...great job...I think Motifake makes us addicted...oh well...have to be addicted to something thats legal...lol...now take wife out and cerebrate...shes buying
Cubbybear - March 28, 2009, 12:50 am
Ron...It's always free for you. BTW...I just posted #3000!
RON - March 28, 2009, 12:23 am
CUBBY...I,ll buy 2...lol


AND THAT, BOYS & GIRLS - Is How The World Was Created


TAGS: creatiionism
Rating: 3.33/5

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Bovee - January 20, 2010, 1:11 pm
so does God have red nail polish on? I always knew the world was flat.


EPIC AMERICAN BADASS - Senator Dan Inouye (HI): Medal of Honor Winner, lost his right arm in WWII.


TAGS: real american hero senator hawaii inouye courage
Rating: 3.32/5

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Cubbybear - January 26, 2010, 8:49 pm
Spends more pork than Hormel


REMINDERS -




THE WASPS -


TAGS: wasps women airforce service pilots world war ii
Rating: 3.25/5

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Iconoclast - March 14, 2010, 2:02 pm
I appreciate the comment, GreyScorpion. I am still learning Motifake and post as the mood strikes me. i'll try to be funnier.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm
Iconoclast, you make really nice, well made posters,,,,but where's the funny? your last 3....where's the funny?


WW II HISTORY -


TAGS: ii history
Rating: 3.19/5

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The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:17 am
Nice bit of ph**oshopping but I can see why US vets would be pissed about it!
semper1775 - April 25, 2009, 10:29 am
gtfo that is ours taken by the corps! ooooomuthaf***ingraaaaahhhhhh! japs never had a chance
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:54 pm
d***! You're fast! Or did you just happen to have this in your files.
RON - January 22, 2009, 4:45 pm
and my USA Dad...Japan had no chance!...lol
RON - January 22, 2009, 4:44 pm
Agree balls on both side...but USA had the bomb!


CHOICES - Which one would be best to play Symphonic Orchestra or Opera Hero?


TAGS: rnr xbox playstation wii vintage
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bakstabr - July 17, 2010, 12:37 am
For me I have to say the pictures are great choices. Gives it a nice "older" feel to it and the captions are a nice touch.


YOGA -


TAGS: wiifit an eighty dollar scale
Rating: 3/5

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bonecd - July 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Yes!


FISHING TRIP -


TAGS: godfather ii but relaxing and a great get away
Rating: 2.93/5

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Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:39 am
Now this is great. Live for Today. If you know what I mean.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:32 am
No matter how you look at it, this one doesn't seem to end in a healthy manner.


SUPER MARIO BROS. WII - Multiplayer mode AKA Impending Domestic Violence Mode AKA Divorce Mode


TAGS: wii super mario
Rating: 2.92/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 5:50 pm
I think it's dislocated..
CANADA - December 30, 2010, 3:00 pm
top right, is that someones knee?


SO... - What time did those friendly girls from the street corner say they'd be here with the keg?




A HORSE A HORSE!! - My kingdom for a horse!


TAGS: shakespeare richard iii
Rating: 2.85/5

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CANADA - February 9, 2010, 12:43 am
THANK YOU!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:42 am
You are a human version of a lol cat Yeo. Why must you spell that way?
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 12:20 am
the cat is frozen solid, note no steam escaing from its yapper. zat guy is not a fireman he's an arson inspector and zey don't get there til hours later. he's calling 4 the rookie with the warming blanket. And when d cat thaws there'll be hell 2pay.


ANIMAL ABUSE - and you thought dog-fighting was torture...




DR. SEUSS - I bet you didn't know how he became famous?


TAGS: dr seuss history japan wwii
Rating: 2.79/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 7:03 am
yep, it is factual!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 4:00 pm

for example, if this is factual it makes a good poster. Not funny in my opinion, but good anyway based on the historical content
Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:03 am
I daresay he'd've winced at some parts of his portfolio


WORLD WAR II - And the legs that ended it.


TAGS: world war ii pinup grable
Rating: 2.73/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:05 am
Would that it were.


I SEE -


TAGS: hey it is a motifake zziinngg
Rating: 2.57/5

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MO - July 28, 2009, 8:45 pm
Yo Bone! ju get done "squeegein' the water" yet?


NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!


WELL I'LL BE - It really is the United States upside down


TAGS: hawaii australia
Rating: 2.42/5

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DhurrDhurr - March 16, 2011, 8:57 pm
Obvious troll is obvious. How many of you flipped your monitor upside down/tried to turn your head upside down? *facepalm*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 1:21 am
How eloquent. You sir, are quite the wordsmith.
chris - August 25, 2009, 1:11 am
to whom created this , f*** you you f***tard go f*** a bear or a raccoon ya f***en redneck
so.. - February 6, 2009, 10:29 am
Apparently Canada and Florida sank into the ocean. Fail.
WOW - September 8, 2008, 11:13 pm
It's still Australia even if you flip it upside down
blah - August 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
nope thats Australia =]


CIVILIZATION -




WII AND XBOX 360 - BOTH out selling the PS3 and with more games.




RACISM - When you are not qualified for the job, just MENTION it and whitey will vote for you!


TAGS: barrack hussein obama ii
Rating: 2.1/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 12:30 am
Ziiiiing!
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2009, 11:32 pm
Multi-fail poster! Tyko I bet most janitors can at least spell college! Everybody needs to work and at least THEY'RE trying.
Tyko - June 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
Why dose it seem that every political view on this site is made by some 10 year old kid who gets his info from fox news and his parents when there not drunk or working as a Janitor who can't even explain how the electoral collage works? Stay on X-Box live
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:07 pm
Dumb and dumber you decide.
Hector - April 30, 2009, 7:57 am
Bush Cheney screwed up so bad that a war hero lost to a guy named Osama. And you think it's because of liberal guilt about racism. Two dumbasses indeed.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:32 pm
Two Two Dumbassess HAHAHAHA!


THE REMNANT'S GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY THEORY - Big Brother Is Watching You


TAGS: final fantasy vii ffvii cloud the remnant s government conspiracy theory big brother is watching you advent children kadaj yazoo loz
Rating: 2.05/5

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Gwen - October 30, 2008, 10:49 am
Oh my god! I get it! lol


VIOLENT PROLONGED TRANSFORMATIVE PSYCHIC EPISODE. - Is why your drippings with goo.




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